experimental diva shitposting

people when they ask my age but they don't believe me and start telling me I look younger

mbti community is funny as hell, because they're really treating _s_j's like npc's, _s_p's like npc's but sexy, _ntj's like mastermind manipulators, entp's like devil advocate edgelords, intp's like redditors, enfp's like quirky class clowns, infp's like uwu smolbeans, enfj's like selfless people pleasers, and infj's like esoteric niche mysterious unicorns speaking in riddles 😭 😭 😭

parents when you're laughing and not telling them the joke

things to say to someone with 𝗕𝗣𝗗 - when is your next 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁 ? - sell me this 𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗴𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘀 - i'm going to 𝘃𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 about you - you're 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 - just 𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁 - it's not that 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 - are you 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 ? - why is your 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 inconsistent? - (ignoring with 𝗻𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ) - talking to you is like walking on 𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀