Mr. Beefman 🥩

One of the most underrated tools for LP @ streamflow_fi shows locks, vesting and every unlock by date I run almost every tech token through it Team said everything was locked Opened streamflow, locked for one day Technically not a lie, but I passed on the token Some time later the team sold and the token died · New token, you instantly see if the team is locked or can dump any day · Everything's locked means nothing…

1% a day turns $1,000 into $35,950 in a year 2% a day turns that same $1,000 into $1,247,561 This is one of the most fundamental things in LP Once you get it, odds are you'll end up rich No need to chase 1,000% gains, just stick to the strategy and grind every day Taking on too much risk and eating big losses sets you back days or weeks Risk control, discipline and cutting losses early sets you back just a day or…

What I've dug up lately Bubblemaps is most likely affiliated with pump fun https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2102708999095271507 Axiom is officially selling wallets for scam launches, there's no other way to put it https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2089357073007988890 Most KOLs run dozens of side wallets https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2096256967501078752 A lot of old KOL accounts have been bought out by major…

My investigations will probably never get views But maybe @ zachxbt will find this one interesting I've been running AI models on bubblemaps for pump fun tokens and beyond, many times over And I have a strong feeling bubblemaps is affiliated and draws completely fake maps for certain tokens The market is brutal enough that this isn't hard to believe Non-believers can check for themselves

LP market update > Spray and pray First red day in 18 days Before that the strategy delivered every single day https://x.com/0xMrBeefman/status/2098084558897807714 Most StonkFun tokens dumped hard over the last 2 days with no real bounces If StonkFun stays weak, I'll be reworking the strategy for this market Got a couple ideas already, need to test them > Under the radar pools This approach hasn't run out of steam,…

Launched a giveaway and over 14000 bots swarmed in Hope they unfollow after the giv Can't even turn on custom reactions

50 SOL a day on @MeteoraAG DLMM 🥩 Breaking down the strategy I've been running these past few days Takes about an hour a day, after that it's basically afk Not telling anyone to run this It's high risk and a big part of it is just gambling The most important…

$SOL is up from $80 to $117 With a move like this, counting PnL in USD starts taking a mental toll I've been there, LPing back when Solana was $200+ and converting everything to dollars That was a mistake So I keep reminding myself that 1 SOL = 1 SOL Sticking to the strategy and working the same as always

Thank you all There are 1000 of us now

THE LAUNCHPAD WAR IS ON Fees 7d pump fun $10m Stonk $5m Pons $23m Fees 30d pump fun $45m Stonk $14m Pons $139m For two years pump fun had a monopoly on SOL 70% of all memecoin volume and billions in fees they straight up stole without ever doing an airdrop It was only a matter of time before they lost the top spot, and now they're getting fucked from both sides > $PONS Beating pump fun on fees every single day since…