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> be me > get dm from malwrhunterteam > "smelly, i found goop" > wtf i love goop (malware) > he didn't actually say that > i'm only saying that for consistency > "Found a fake POS update domain, I can't remember the last time I heard malware specifically targeting a POS system" > "smica83 saved it, uploaded it to MalwareBazaar" > ok > download file > look inside > POS_System_Update.msi > open in Orca > tool used for…

> be me > get dm > "smelly i found goop" > wtf i love goop (malware) > "It's malware masquerading as an ATM software update. The malware is targeting ATMs"

> be me > get dm > "smelly i found goop" > wtf i love goop (malware) > "It's malware masquerading as an ATM software update. The malware is targeting ATMs"

Thank you to ">_<" for gifting me the thingie I need to make long posts with a picture of a silly cat attached. I appreciate it.

can someone telegram explain to me why i cant do long posts anymore if i attach a silly picture of a cat? is god punishing me

> wake up > take a shit out > get out of bed > get on beep boop > President of the United States says I am an enemy

Just did a face verification thingie for a company while using the restroom. When they review the image they'll clearly see I'm on the potty I'm sorry, but I'm busy. It's called runtime optimization

When my wife and I discovered she was pregnant, I decided to lose weight for my to-be-born son. I didn't want my son to have fat stinky Dad. I was initially approx. 280lbs (127kg). Today I weighed in at 208lbs (94kg). My goal is 180lbs (81kg). Chat, we're almost there

> be me > get DM > "smelly i compromised an ISP too, in turkey, give me attention" > shows proof WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE. STOP COMPROMISING CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE

dawg, someone just contacted me saying theyve compromised an internet service provider and showed proof wtf am i supposed to do with this? this isnt goop